Personal Assistant Positions
As well as models I need assistants to fill the following positions.  I need several personal assistants to: sneak me some kind wimbledon and tea at the office, contact politicians to preserve our first amendment rights, carry light bags on flights, change the water in my water coolers, just sit and look wonderful (I’m single), carry my beach chairs on the Vineyard, Caymans, and Canne (during Hollywood film screening season I always lose my beach chairs), answer the phones, do some light ironing, and mix my martinis (like James Bond shaken not stirred).  - Ben